Too old for this crap.

Not much time to post right now. We're in Brazil and are out to see the Iguazu Falls today.

We got in late yesterday evening (Jessica's visa worked!) and were taken to a party at the house of one of the tour operator's brother-in-law's house. Quite fun but most of the attendees were from a "twentysomething backpack your way through South America getting drunk and having random sex until dad's money runs out" tour and they were much rowdier and more energetic than we were.

Our group is a little older (we're the "youngest old people") and once we got fed (fantastic Brazilian barbecue) we promptly hinted to our guide that we wouldn't mind a ride back to the hotel, just as the young people were taking off their clothes to frolic in the pool.

(The debate is whether our operator drew the long straw or the short straw to get our tour group - yes he would get to party with the nubile, young, beautiful people, but they get to our next stop via a 22 hour bus ride whereas we get to fly.)