Tokyo Toilets Don't Disappoint

So far, Tokyo lives up to the hype. I'm not talking about the teeming masses or the neon everywhere; I'm talking about the toilets!

The toilets in our hotel lobby washroom are fantastic. The lid automatically raises to greet you as you enter the stall. Warm air is fanned across your nether-regions as you, ahem, well, you know. The toilet has no less than fifteen controls:



Unfortunately, none of them have any English and none of them are obviously "flush". You get one free automatic flush when you stand up, but after that you're playing with your life. The best bet is to abandon the stall with unflushed TP rather than risk hitting the "towering fountain of loo water" button.