Teeming with Life #5
Andrew was in the our cottage's kitchen trying to make the very important decision of whether to have a beer or glass of wine before dinner, when suddenly he realized a strange pit bull was staring at him from two feet away.
{OMG! OMG! OMG! IRRATIONAL REACTIONARY PANIC! OMG! OMG!}
Once his heart rate dropped below 200 bpm and his knees regained strength, he realized that the pit bull was on the other side of the kitchen's closed sliding glass door. After a few moments, it moved on.
To be fair, the pit bull seemed friendly and pitties get do get an unfair rap, but Andrew wasn't going to risk it. He went with the beer AND the wine instead.
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Hey Andy & Jessy (sorry, one is not allowed to use the regular form of names here - Becky and I are now Beck and John-o). Looks like you're having a rippa of a time! Bonza! We're really looking forward to seeing you in Sydney. You should know that a couple of kookaburras (psycho monkey birds) nest right outside our flat and kick off at about 4:30 most mornings. We love it now, but it drove us batty at first.
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